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Dizzying Intellect » Memes and Quizzes

Category: Memes and Quizzes

My old blog was Bang Walmart Palin. Hee.

dizzyingintellect, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Speck Backfire Palin

Get your Sarah Palin Baby Name here.

Hmmm.

Pirate Monkey's Harry Potter Personality Quiz
Harry Potter Personality Quiz

This is only odd because I usually test as an INTP. And a Gryffindor. But you know I love me some Severus. (And I didn’t skew my answers for any certain outcome.)

(via Og, who knew I would do this in a heartbeat.)

Ok, I probably skewed this…

I'm Mr. Blonde!
Which Reservoir Dog Are You?

My favorite. :o)

Back to the Future

10 years ago: I was living in LA. My parents had just moved to Minnesota, and I was actually paying my rent (and bills, and buying groceries) with my sag card.

5 years ago: I had just moved back to the states from London, and bought my first house, in Minnesota. In a month, my road warrior job would take me to Nashville.

1 year ago: We were in the run-up to the election. I was so busy at work that I don’t remember much else.

Yesterday: On the way back from dropping the pooch off at the groomers, I found a public golf course like a mile from my house(!)

Today: I have about 100 branches down in my yard (the longest of which is just over 30 feet, not including twistiness). It’s barely 6am and I’m going back to bed.

Tomorrow: If it’s not raining, I’m going to start this.

(via Lasadh)

As much as I’d like to colonize other planets…

I beat Zack! Nyah!

I am:
83%
Republican.
“You listen to a lot of AM talk radio, don’t you?”

Are You A Republican?

For the record, I don’t listen to any radio. DJs give me hives. The only reason there’s even a radio in my car is so my iTrip will work.

I’ll supply the innuendo around here, dammit

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Joyous Tactical Baton of Serene Freedom.

What’s yours?

(via Matt the Pitchfork. Ahem.)

p.s. There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Shocking, I know


Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male

You have a total boy brain

Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts

And while your emotions do sway you sometimes…

You never like to get feelings too involved

Perhaps slightly more of a shock


25% Fucktarded.

You are pretty normal although you do have your moments. Mainly you’re just a smartass and you have horrible luck. Hey, we’re all allowed to be a Fucktard sometimes!

How much of a FUCKTARD are you?

.

Danke Schoen.


You are Ferris Bueller! You’re a smooth talker and a resourceful,
quick thinker, and you play by your own rules. Fortunately, you
use such things for fun and not to hurt anyone else. God only
knows what would happen if you crossed paths with Lisa from
Weird Science.
Which John Hughes Character Are You?

(Yes, I know, but that’s how the song’s spelled. I looked it up.)

Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English
20% Dixie
15% Yankee
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Admittedly, I haven’t picked up that many midwesternisms in the past seven years, but they didn’t ask about ‘ufta’ or ‘for cute,’ which I actually do say. And once again, frosting and icing are totally different things.

(via Matt)