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Dizzying Intellect » Big Dumb Sex

Category: Big Dumb Sex

Eye Batting 101

Looking Helpless 101, really, but why quibble?

I have to make that long drive again tonight or tomorrow, so I stopped to fix the air in my tires on the way to work today. I knew one tire was low, and the car was sort of wobbling, and I was running early for a change, so I figured I’d top them all off.

I filled the one that I knew was low, and went to check the pressure, and found that I’d way overfilled it, like 40psi when it should have been 30. So I was emptying, testing, emptying, testing, when I hear this voice say “Is your gauge not working?”

I called back that I thought it was right, I was just doing it too slow, and up walks this adorable 6′3″-ish blonde (not usually my type, but he fit the white knight thing just fine) with his own gauge. He checked the pressure and let it the rest of the way back to normal.

Then he did the other three. Even with a bad knee from football.

It’s good to be a girl sometimes.

Holy Hannah

I believe this is the textbook definition of the word “gravid.”

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(Also: beautiful)

And she’s supposedly not due until mid-August. Three. More. Months. My back hurts just looking at her.

The Simple Things

I pass this guy on my way to work occasionally, and I’ve seen him each of the past few days. He’s going the opposite way from me, and he’s on a bike.

He’s wearing a bike helmet for safety, but with work clothes — khakis and a belt and dress shoes. And a dress shirt, unbuttoned completely, presumably to save it from sweat and bugsplatter. I always seem to see him when he’s riding down a hill, and the wind is blowing his shirt back, showing his bare chest.

There’s nothing inherently sexy about it, especially since he’s got a baby seat on the back of the bicycle. And yet, it always makes me smile like one of those women in the Diet Coke commerical, watching the sweaty workmen.

It’s not, you know, enough to cheer me through my recent very stressful days, or whatever, but I’ll take a grin where I can get it.

Sample of twelve

All in Montana.

The term “ubersexual” grosses me out, because it makes me think of the guy with the corvette and the hairy chest with six gold necklaces with big medallions. And I don’t mean Mr T.

But there are some good quotes in here…

Talk show host Rush Limbaugh, who was reportedly disappointed to be left off the list of ubersexuals, told listeners: “An ‘ubersexual’ is simply what men used to be before feminists came along and neutered them. It is hilarious that we now have a book claiming women want, essentially, a new type of man, who is in reality the traditional man.”

Zing.

“I have some very high-powered, successful women in the entertainment business as clients. They’re strong in their work but — they want their man to come home to. We’re not talking about ‘hey, get me a beer’ — that’s not a man, that’s a boy man. We’re talking about the man who takes responsibility — who makes them feel safe: he ‘chops wood and carries water’ and he’s not pissed off at the woman for having to do that.

I have problems

Girl talk. Be afraid.

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Apparently Quite Merry

Speaking of Lost — this is actually utterly unrelated, but I thought about blogging it last week, when I wasn’t blogging. Which I’m still really not. And besides, I’m jonesing for the new season — how bizarre is this?

That out of every guy on that show: Matthew Fox? Hot. Josh Holloway? Hot. Daniel Dae Kim? Rawr! Naveen Andrews? Oh my GAWD! Terry O’Quinn? Old, but hot in a sinister way. Harold Perrineau Jr? Hot. Ian Somerhalder? Not my type, but everyone else thinks he’s hot.

That Evangeline Lilly (hot!) is dating the hobbit?

Bizarre.

Evil for laughing

Today’s plate was on a yellow Beetle, driven by a cute, ash-blonde young-grandma type:

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I’m sure it was supposed to be in reference to the car, but it still made me giggle guiltily.

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Uncomfortable

Have you ever known someone your whole life, and I mean your whole life, and loathed them every day you knew them? Evil, nasty person you just plain hated?

Now imagine you woke up one day and they were smokin’ hot.

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murdering chocolate

And now I need to stop thinking about that… go read this article about Angelina Jolie.

No pictures, but there are some fabulous quotes in there.

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