i usually don’t get into christmas music this early, but i heard this while i was at home depot, and it’s one of my favorites…
june christy - the merriest.mp3 (you missed it)
(don’t worry, it’s not that kind of xmas song. you’ll love it. trust your aunt tanya.)
woohoo! black friday!
let the christmas-ing commence.
the tree is here. the tree is up. the lights are ready. the ladder is ready. wait. ladder? i’m not quite ready. brrr. can i have some eggnog instead?
have a happy thanksgiving, cats and kittens! may you be surrounded by those you love, and who love you back. and hold those who can’t be with you in your heart. we have so much to be thankful for, just in our simple day to day lives. i love you, guys.
now buckle up. this could get bumpy.
e. fucking. gads. i’m glad this week is over. my firewood guy came today, so i have wood. i have fixin’s for lasagne. and even with half the fucking city lit up for xmas already, nobody has eggnog, so it’s looking like a scotch evening. i’d board up the windows and doors if i could. fuck calgon. chivas, take me away!
fuck. all. what a day. a guy in the elevator, on the way out, said “at least it’s only one more day” and i just about hugged him. i had completely forgotten that it’s a short week. i couldn’t take three more days of this.
oh sure, let somebody mention hooters and my hit count goes thru the ceiling…
go donate some money, ya freaks! ;)
nick cage and lisa marie divorcing?!! no! it can’t be! say it ain’t so!
alright, enough hilarity. who had fifteen weeks in the pool?
i just received the most remarkable spam… apparently offering me a cut of $48.5 million in oil money from drilling in benin, if i help them get the money out of the country. gee willickers, mildred, i guess i’d better send them my checking account information right away. why can’t these things be true, huh? just once? i’m ready to retire.
but in the meantime, i have at least one elderly aunt that i should probably warn about this…
is today the day? i’m getting a strange, all-is-not-right-with-the-world vibe. could it be? hey stephen, where do i find the daily odds?
i’m absolutely positive that something happened yesterday that i just *had* to write about. i can’t imagine what it was, since i barely moved my winter white ass off the couch, except to stoke the fire. but i’m sure i’ll remember eventually.
maybe i dreamed it…