the pimp costume won. even tho *cough* the bandito costume got more votes. i’m afraid the bandito costume won’t fit, because the largest size is meant for retriever-sized dogs. and the pooch is not retriever-sized.
besides, he’ll be much cuter in purple…
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(2) bastard made me want to see it. i don’t think it’s worth having to stick a spork in my eye to justify the damage to my soul. but maybe if it’s on hbo…
(3) meddling lileks!
and that’s the last person on my list that needed a new job. as far as i’m concerned, the unemployment crisis is over. how’s your list?
oh yeah. they pulled my car apart to see if there was any more structural damage from my tiny little fender bender, and now the insurance company is coming out to see if it’s totalled.
i so need this right now.
toddler survives three weeks alone on ketchup, dry pasta
excellent. what do you think the odds are that her mother gets to see if she can do the same? probably not very likely, i guess. clearly someone needs to put me in charge of doling out sentences…
clark: americans ‘embarrassed’ by bush
please. the only time i have ever been ashamed to admit that i was american, while traveling abroad, was during monicagate. i’m not the hugest bush supporter, but he doesn’t make me feel the need to tell people i’m australian.
sex pistols - submission.mp3
um. i’m in kind of an aggressive mood today. maybe i should just go back to reading…
oh my god! you got your ass kicked by kenny! you bastards!
the best fight story in ages. ages, i say.
dispatcher: nine-one-one. what’s the nature of your emergency?
caller: my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
dispatcher: is this her first child?
caller: no, you idiot! this is her husband.
go read the rest.
french card deck names ‘most dangerous’ u.s. leaders
“yeah, those wacky french had to come out with their own deck,” i said. *yawn*
until i saw that osama is the joker.
yep. that osama’s a barrel of laughs. one funny motherfucker. va te faire enculer, monsieur merdeux. are you sure you want us for an enemy?