If you haven’t seen it yet, you have to know that Hoodwinked
is a screamingly hysterical movie. I think I would have watched and liked it as a kid, but it’s funny in a grownup, Looney Tunes, Muppet Show way.
Red looks more like Janeane Garafalo than Anne Hathaway, and it took me an embarrassingly long time to place the voice of the Wolf, but this is the best animated movie I’ve seen in years. Maybe since The Emperor’s New Groove. Seriously, this is a great flick.
p.s. - Great soundtrack, too.
Ok, I clearly watch too much Court TV. But on Forensic Files and Body of Evidence, they patiently follow the suspect around in multiple groups of two, and wait for him to smoke a cigarette, or eat ice cream, or even spit, and they run up and grab their hard-earned prize, and do the DNA test before they even bother trying to collar the guy.
They’ve been following John Karr for like a year. They couldn’t make it easy on girl, and check the DNA before they alerted the press? Find a used straw? Scrape it off his favorite 11 year old Thai prostitute?
[He was swabbed in Bangkok, and will be tested again when he arrives the US. I'll be pacing irritably, if you need me.]
The coup d’etat phrase is You Reap What “Ewe” “Sew”.
The final clue will be a scythe. I’m going to regret admitting this, I already know it. And now I must nuke Alabama. Adieu.