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Dizzying Intellect » Brrrr.

Brrrr.

Brrr

We need some global warming
Icicles are swarming
Al Gore’s at the window
His theories he’s reforming

Yes we need some global warming
To stop the frostbite forming

We need some global warming NOW.

[I'm here all week. Tip your waitstaff.]

Also, can somebody tell me how to train a dog to pee in the bathtub? Thanks.

4 Comments

  • By og, December 21, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

    You can train a dog to pee on a piece of astroturf.

  • By Count to 10, December 22, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

    This is the first time I have ever been out in weather so cold it hurt to breath.
    But, then, I only just moved to Maryland.

  • By radix, December 24, 2008 @ 6:42 am

    I drove back to my father’s house from my uncle’s in PA on the 22nd. It was 8 when I got up. Right now in WV, it’s in the 50s. I thought the thermometer was broken since it was 17 yesterday morning.

  • By Tanya, December 24, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

    Nobody ever gets my jokes. What am I paying you people for?!

    Oh, hang on…

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