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Dizzying Intellect » 2009 In Review

2009 In Review

Looking back on 2009, in advance.

JANUARY
Barack Obama makes history as the first African-American sworn in as President of the United States; Invoking legacy of Franklin Roosevelt, promises America “nine years of economic depression, four years of world war, eventual nuking of Japan”

FEBRUARY
Winless Detroit Lions score an upset victory in NFL Super Bowl thanks to secret clause in U.S. auto industry bailout plan; jubilant Detroit fans go on celebratory 5-day citywide arson rampage, resulting in almost $12 in property damage

Read the whole thing. It’s Iowahawk at a different website. Hilarious.

1 Comment

  • By FrodoSaves, January 7, 2009 @ 8:51 pm

    Oddly, that would still probably be an improvement to most of Detroit’s infrastructure.

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