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Dizzying Intellect » We All Hate Them, Really.

We All Hate Them, Really.

Dear world,

If you’re going to make fun of a Britney Spears song, please don’t include a link. Someone did that for “Toxic,” five years ago (Billegible?), and it’s still stuck in rotation on my ipod. I don’t want to like this girl’s music. I don’t. And it’s easy enough to avoid, except when you enablers put it right there where I can hear it. And now I’ve had “If U Seek Amy” stuck in my head for the past three hours.

And I may be overthinking this, but after watching the video twice and humming the song for half a freaking lifetime, I think this song may actually be a lot more complicated than it sounds.

(I googled “if u seek amy meaning,” to find out if I’m right, and instead found out that the intertubes are full of idiots. Yes, she’s saying “f-u-c-k-me,” Einstein. That’s the deeper meaning. Thank you for that inspiring psychological boost.)

Now I’m not saying that she came up with all of this symbolism herself, but I think she might be a little pissed at the media. Calling her a (”ha ha hee hee ha ha”) HO, and giving her no help at all when she needed it (”Can’t somebody take me home”), and yet expecting her to be SuperMom 2.0 and crucifying her every time she made the tiniest parenting mistake (the piece at the end with the kids and the pie). It’s easy to see how she could start believing everything they said about her.

And certainly she was oversexed and very likely to be the next Anna Nicolesque pretty corpse for a while, but I like the idea that she has the good sense to be embarrassed and angry about it now.

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