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Dizzying Intellect » It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiiiime…

It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiiiime…

Yay, it’s the best ThinkGeek day of the year!

My favorite this year? I’m not sure if it’s even a gag. It might be real, for all I know, since it’s in a different section of the email. And if it’s not, with ThinkGeek’s recent trend of making some of these into actual products, it might be real soon:

I need this to follow me around like a sycophantic poodle. A flying sycophantic poodle. Because my capacity for generating my own is fading fast.

Also likely to be produced by popular demand? (And I’d probably break down and buy one, if they’re grown-up size) Morbid yet adorable. The Tauntaun Carcass sleeping bag, complete with plush intestine lining.

Likely to be the most popular overall? Squeez Bacon. Although, realistically, this is ThinkGeek. So if they do make it, the actual product will be caffeinated. And possibly alcoholic.

I also really, really, really want the Ultimate Assassins Weapon Ice Mold. But I think we can count on that one remaining fictional.

Also? I’m still waiting for my glow-in-the-dark, caffeinated beer. So hurry it up, guys. Chop chop.

2 Comments

  • By radix, April 1, 2009 @ 5:40 pm

    So is there a ThinkGeek wishlist? After all it’s only 6 hours away!

  • By matilda444, April 2, 2009 @ 10:06 am

    I am so very very sorry!

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